- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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