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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What's brown and sticky? Anal

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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