Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

women's rights

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Women's rights.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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