How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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Anti Joke

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