- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

who is not good looking? mon morello

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Asians.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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