shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

who is not good looking? mon morello

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Asians.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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