What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Help I'm being raped!

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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