What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Help I'm being raped!

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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