- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

burn baby burn your nanas burning

Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

women's rights.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Roses are flowers.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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