- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

There once was a mountain climber. He loved to climb mountains. He had climbed all of the world's tallest peaks...except Mount Everest. So, one day he decides to climb Mount Everest. He takes weeks and weeks to prepare himself. He trains and trains three times a day till he thinks he is ready to climb Mount Everest. Climbing up it takes forever. It feels like it has been days in the dreary cold. Finally, he reaches the peak. It is a glorious occasion. On the way down, a huuuuge storm rolls in. He falls down a cliff and breaks both of his legs. The pain is unbearable. He screams and screams but no one hears him. Finally after what seems like days, a group of monks find him and carry him to their monastery. Chapter Two Once the man wakes up he thanks the monks for saving his life. They give him a room, food, and nice clothes. Every night in his room, he hears a banging behind his dresser. It is really loud and he is quite annoyed by it. The next morning he asked the head monk what the noise is. The head monk says " I cannot tell you, you aren't a monk." He hears the banging noise every night. HE asks the head monk every morning but he always says he cant tell him because he isn't a monk. So the climber decides to become a monk. After years and years of training to become a monk, he finally becomes one. Chapter Three So he says to the head monk, " I am a monk, so now can you tell me?" The head monk replies, " I can't tell you, but i can help show you. So he pushes the drawer back and reveals a little door, He gives the man a lantern and says to go through it. The man goes through the door into a little, dark tunnel, eager to finally find out what the noise was. He crawls for what seems like hours and hours and hours and days and days and days and days. He finally gets to the door where the banging noise is and opens the door. What he sees amazes him. Do you want to know what the banging noise was? I cant tel you, you aren't a monk!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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