- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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