- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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