A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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Anti Joke

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