roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Women drivers...

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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