why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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I have a horse.

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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