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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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