- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

batman has diarrhea

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Kys

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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