- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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