- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Why can't jokes spit?

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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