- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

Women drivers...

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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