- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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