- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Woman rights.

don't just stand there

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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