Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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bologna

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were at work systems r down

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copy me and i will kill you

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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