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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Are you gay. No. Ok.

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