Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

The Charlotte Bobcats

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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