My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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OIO

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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