Tall asians

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

womens rights

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

THE GAME.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Women's rights.

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