- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Knock Knock Come in! :)

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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