What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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This sentence is a lie.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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You having friends.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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