What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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This sentence is a lie.

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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