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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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