- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Knock Knock Come in! :)

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Stop procrastinating.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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