There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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I shot a bitch.

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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