A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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Rebecca Black

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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White men's rights

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