What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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Women's rights.

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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