- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

Get it? More.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

What's 9+10? 19.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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