- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

once you go black your credit goes wack

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

You having friends.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

This sentence is a lie.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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