1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Long joke Your such a downey

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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my mind's eye?

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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