Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

what are three short words? i a am

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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