- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

stinky boner

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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