A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Obama walks into a hospital....

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

I need to start studying.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Your mom went to college

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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