Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

bologna

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

KONY 2012

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

David Cameron

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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