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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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