- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it's funny because it's funny

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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