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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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