You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

Women drivers...

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

Anti Joke

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