A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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This sentence is a lie.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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