-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

Homo say what?

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

Smoke weed till i die nigga

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

so how about that irline food

A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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