- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

minorities

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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