copy me and i will kill you

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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were at work systems r down

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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