Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

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Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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don't just stand there

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Woman rights.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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Anti Joke

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