nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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your mom is so fat.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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My children are mistakes

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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