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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

I named my son ps2 controller

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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