What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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PIED NINNY!

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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