Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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I need to start studying.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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Your mom went to college

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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