How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Knock Knock Come in! :)

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

Stop procrastinating.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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