What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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how much fish could a chicken

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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