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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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