what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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Corn Muffins

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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