Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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your face

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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www.xnxx.com

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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