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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Hail Hitler

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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