Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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the WNBA

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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