- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Peas

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Women's rights

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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