- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Refrigerator

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Latvia isn't a joke

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

a skinny sumo wrestler

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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