Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Cliterus

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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