- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Well this is pointless.....

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

I hate blackniggers

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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