- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

hi mom

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

wael.. nuff said

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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