- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

im telling maguire

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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